Funny sms; 9386 messages
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..
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Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!
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Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai
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danda hai, sir pe maro na tab akal thikane ayegi, dusmani me bhi gift chaiye.!
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A man speaks frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
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A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"
And the man replies, "No, just spots."
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Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se Jawab Aaya.. "The Number U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment"
Pathan Bola: Koi Baat Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->
197 chars (2 sms)
Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko
Mujhe Chahe Sukh Ka Pahar Dede...
Ghoome Nayi Cycle Pe Dost Mera
Mujhe Bhale Hi Purani Si Mecedes Car Dede.. ;->
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Suno..............
Mehsoos Karo
Badal Ki Garaj
Bijli Ki Chamak
Baarish Ki Ek Ek Boond
Tum Se
Cheekh Cheekh K
Keh Rahi Hai
AbaY Naha Le Gandey Aadmi......... ;->
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What''s The Difference Between P|easur & Torture.................?
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P|easure Is Thinking Of U
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Torture Is Thinking Of U Too MucH.......... :p
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Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
think!!!!!!!!!!!!
dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->
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Husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney. Husband is Liver & wife
Kidney.
If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with
other Kidney...... ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
JAb
Tumhari
Shadddi
Ho
Gi
Tu
Tumhari
Biwi
K
Pait
Main
Mera
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Mera
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BHATIJA ho GA
Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D
200 chars (2 sms)
JAb
Tumhari
Shadddi
Ho
Gi
Tu
Tumhari
Biwi
K
Pait
Main
Mera
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Mera
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BHATIJA ho GA
Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D
200 chars (2 sms)
Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri Baat ...... Hathi Ke Upar Ulta Khara Ho KAr Photo Khihwao ab Photo Ko Ulta KAr Ke Duniya Ko Dikhayooo ...
159 chars (1 sms)